beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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Thursday with 404,865 notes / reblog

tygerfolly:

arepeegee:

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

amen

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Sunday with 2,901 notes / reblog
Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
Me: Hella
Employer: Welcome aboard

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once

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Tuesday with 11,678 notes / reblog